Scrooge was a powerful man.
Over 300 years ago he decided that christmas sucks.
So he decided to try and poison me.
He failed, because i'm epic, though I was forced to scatter my emortality over the north pole.
Now it seems, he will rise again and an elf must face him.
Tell me, elf, will you face him?
See, I am an old man, and cannot wield a sword as well as I used to. Please, will you?

 

I will santa

no, go do one